with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…
#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT
A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.I am legit dying.
It’s scary that the moment i started reading I was singing the song
it’s like my brain just knew
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
fujiidom | dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
FUCK
It was really good and definitively one of my favorite movies. I just wish they bonded more…
I picture them hanging out at Tony’s place as he and Bruce through darts and Steve could be reading a People magazine as he catches up on times and Thor would be chillin’ with a beer adding commentary to the conversation every now and then and JARVIS would be preparing drinks.
I mean, they were still on a last name basis. Steve kept on calling Tony as Stark. And Bruce as Dr. Banner.
I told my step dad this and he asked what was I expecting and said it wasn’t the show Friends.




